I hope you have had a fantastic week.
Since it's Friday, how about a little lighthearted humor about folks our age?
I hope you enjoy it.
HAPPY HOUR HUMOR
Can you picture them?
Here's what I see them wearing: outdated loose fitting polo shirts in contracting colors to their light blue, green, pink and yellow thigh length shorts belted at the armpits, black socks up to their knees and beige Velcro tennis shoes?
They turn a corner and see a sign that says:
"Old Timers Bar - ALL Drinks 10 Cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you!"
"What will it be, gentlemen?"
There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.
In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis, shaken, not stirred and says, "That's 10 cents each, please."
They can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying.......
"That's 40 cents, please."
They've each had two martinis, they are starting to feel their buzz and haven't even spent a dollar yet.
Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired plumber from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar."
"Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place."
"Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."
"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.
Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender,
"What's with them?"
"They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons..."
Some day we'll all be there, right?
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